Quotes from Elementary Statistics, Spring 2011, courtesy of Jillian Pilch

• Who’s seen stem plots? Wow, kids these days
• You know who loves doing big sets? Computers!
• Turns out I have a long lost 30 year old brother. He’s a pirate. That’s why I don’t know about him
• If everyone doubled in height overnight (which would be AWESOME) what would happen to your average height?
• My curve drawing skills are pretty amazing… yes.
• Don’t fret! Multiply!
• In many ways, I am like a giant purple dinosaur
• Bask in your right answer! ... Are you basking?
• You can do it. It doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
• How many of you love logs?... I don’t think you heard my question. How many of you love logs?... Okay you did hear me…
• You guys don’t seem excited… logs are awesome!
• So yeah, it wouldn’t be ethical to give crack to babies. It might be hilarious, though.
• Everyone knows math majors are tall… and ridiculously good looking.
• What does this prove? Well, it makes me feel like a big man because I can mess with you.
• Is that enough evidence to kill her?
• Let’s make each row a penny flipping gang.
• You’re in your dorm and you’re playing flippin’ pennies with tuition money.
• I broke the chalk… I’m powerful!
• This is possibly the world’s least interesting distribution.
• Why was probability invented? For gambling!
• The answer is always calculus.
• Remember when we learned this? You were so grumpy and didn’t want to learn it.
• Sound familiar, people? You might recognize this from such lectures as last Wednesday?
• In my mind, this notebook is a beverage… with an umbrella.
• I don’t want to worry you, but the prize is fabulous.
• I’m going to put this in all caps with flames coming off of it.
• Yeah! I do have antigens! Thanks for noticing!
• And Smarty Jones will… do his thing… with your female horse.
• How many want to give up and be like a super horse prostitute?
• I don’t know why this works. No one really knows why. But it does. 
• In my day, we didn’t have red or blue M&Ms. Those dyes are poison.
• Center your one-ness… or whatever.
• I wish I were kidding but it’s on a slide so it must be true.
• Think Joyfully!